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On our first day in India, we overslept, ate Paper Dosa Masala, got caught in the monsoon, missed going to Elephanta Island, found the Gateway of India on foot, fell victim to the ear wax scam, danced in a Ganesh festival parade and covered with red dye powder and white confetti, and had my Nokia phone knocked out of commission by a Bluetooth virus.

Tomorrow we head back to Mumbai's thoroughly awful airport to fly to Goa, a former Portuguese foothold down the west coast.