I was on Facebook. It was the day after it went public and everybody on the inside became gazillionaires. I saw this "trending" story:
I muttered something under my breath and clicked "cancel."
Holy crap. So I went to Google News. Nothing about a plane crash.
So I ran a search.
The second item seemed to be what I was looking for. Wait, it's from May 1?
No, it's not from May 1. It's from Tuesday, Nov. 1, 2011.
OK, at least there were some sparks.